Sometimes, life hands you a situation so ridiculous that all you can do is laugh—except, apparently, when your husband has just accused you of infidelity and forced a paternity test. Then, laughter is offensive.
A new mom (27F) took to Reddit to share a frustrating—and honestly, slightly absurd—saga. After giving birth to her daughter five weeks ago, she expected sleepless nights, diaper changes, and maybe a little postpartum recovery. What she didn’t expect? Her husband (28M) immediately assuming their child wasn’t his because she was born with blonde hair and blue eyes while both parents have brown hair and brown eyes.
Her attempts to explain basic genetics were ignored. Instead, her husband demanded a paternity test, threatened divorce, and even moved in with his parents for three weeks while she was left alone, recovering and caring for their newborn with only her sister for support. To make matters worse, her mother-in-law jumped in, promising to “take her to the cleaners” if the baby wasn’t his.
AITA for telling my husband ” I told you so” and laughing at me when we got the paternity test results?’
